Can we bring back the diminutive “-ga” suffix?
-ga, Old English-
Diminutive suffix, used especially in familiar names for pets.
docga ― dog
frocga ― frog
*picga ― pig
*snecga ― snail
stacga ― stag
wicga ― insect

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Can we bring back the diminutive “-ga” suffix?
-ga, Old English-
Diminutive suffix, used especially in familiar names for pets.
docga ― dog
frocga ― frog
*picga ― pig
*snecga ― snail
stacga ― stag
wicga ― insect
the coconut was named after a ghost demon!:
“[it] wants to resemble a nose placed between two round eyes, from where it throws the sprout, when it wants to be born; by reason of such figure, it was called by our [men] coco, name imposed by the women on anything they want to put fear to the children”
Dragonfly in Welsh: gwas y neidr -
From gwas (“servant”) + y (“(of) the”) + neidr(“snake”).
Do the Welsh know something we don’t?
Related: Bahuvrihi - a type of compound word that denotes a referent by specifying a certain characteristic or quality the referent possesses…from Sanskrit: बहुव्रीहि, ‘having much rice’, originally referring to fertile land but later denoting the quality of being wealthy or rich. See English “lowlife”
Cantamañanas - one who “sings tomorrows” = bullshitter.
“Someone who lacks integrity and never keeps their promises is the type of person who claims they will sing tomorrow, even though we know they won’t.”
Orígenes de expresiones curiosas. Cantamañanas.
Orígenes de expresiones curiosas. Cantamañanas. Hay una serie de palabras y expresiones que usamos con soltura pero que son ciertamente curiosas y…
In other nose-related etymological news, “nostril” = “nose + “thirl”. A “thirl” = “hole”, but also a “smoot”.
A “smoot”, in turn, is either a “small opening built into a dry-stone wall to allow sheep to pass through”, or alternatively 5 feet 7 inches, the exact height of this guy Oliver Smoot.

He’s even got a plaque! And he went on to head both the American National Standards Institute and the International Organization for Standardization!

Oh wow, Wikipedia’s List of Non-Coherent Units of Measurement is a goldmine.
The “garn”:
NASA’s unit of measure for symptoms resulting from space adaptation syndrome, the response of the human body to weightlessness in space, named after US Senator Jake Garn, who became exceptionally spacesick during an orbital flight in 1985”
The “crab”:
the intensity of X-rays emitted from the Crab Nebula at a given photon energy up to 30 kiloelectronvolts
The “micromort”:
a one-in-a-million chance of death. Smoking 1.4 cigarettes or driving 230 miles costs roughly one micromort.
“Banana equivalent dose”
The amount of radiation absorbed from eating one banana
Oh snap move over “List of Non-Coherent Units of Measurement”, hello “List of humorous units of measurement”
“Ohnosecond”
the second after one makes a terrible mistake, such as deleting the wrong file or sending a text message to the wrong person, where the person in question can do nothing but say “oh no”
“Sheppey”
the closest distance at which sheep remain picturesque (created by Douglas Adams!
“Bruno”
the volume of the dent left in asphalt pavement after a piano is dropped six stories from the roof of MIT’s Baker House. Named for the student who noticed that the rules prohibited throwing objects from windows but not dropping them from the roof.
“Millihelen”
the amount of beauty required to launch one ship. Because Helen had the “face that launched a thousand ships”. A negative helen is sufficient ugliness to beach ships. Very timely with The Odyssey out now.
“Bee’s dick”
An Australian term for a very small distance, as in “he missed crashing into the truck by a bee’s dick”. It is derived from the small size of a male bee’s penis. The entry then links to the page for the actual organ
“Standardized giraffe unit”
The standardized giraffe unit (SGU) is proposed by the European Space Agency’s Near-Earth Object Coordination Centre as a standardized unit for animal size reference. A corgi is 0.05 giraffes, while an elephant is 1.25 giraffes.
TIL: The raccoon, to a surprising number of quite disparate world languages, is the “wash bear”, derived from its habit of appearing to wash its food.


Related: The real names of animals!
Sometimes dual language signs really highlights how much better other languages are at expressing certain things. Compare “to give birth” with “dar a luz” (“to give to the light”)
What is the origin of “dar a luz”, referring to giving birth?
Does anyone know the origin of the phrase “dar a luz”, meaning “give birth”? Where or whom did this phrase come from? Is it unique to the Spanish language?
TIL: The Chinese character 聰, meaning intelligent, is comprised of 耳 (ear) + 悤 (smarts).
悤 , in turn, is 囪 (window) and 心 (heart): “a mind as clear and transparent as a window”.
The original meaning was “ears that hear very clearly”.
聰 is composed of 耳 (ear) and 悤 (haste, intelligent). 悤 is formed from a variant of 囪 (chimney, window) and 心 (heart), conveying the idea of a mind as clear and transparent as a window, already…